Sir Burpsalot McFizz Sets World Record For Longest Burp, Blows Out Own Eardrums
The burp registered 110 decibels and was felt in the next county.
Sir Burpsalot McFizz has set a new world record for the longest burp, lasting 47 seconds and reaching 110 decibels. 'I felt it in my soul,' McFizz said, speaking louder than necessary. The burp was so powerful that he temporarily deafened himself and shattered three nearby windows. Guinness World Records has certified the feat, though they recommend 'ear protection for future attempts.' McFizz is now training for a belch that can 'rattle the moon.'