Sir Burpsalot McFizz Opens Restaurant Where Food Quality Is Determined By Burp Length
A 5-second burp means 'chef's kiss.' A 2-second burp means 'send it back.'
Sir Burpsalot McFizz has opened 'The Audible Review,' where diners pay based on burp duration. 'Longer burp means better food,' McFizz explained. 'It's honest feedback.' The menu features 'carbonated appetizers' and 'aerated entrees.' Critics call it 'indigestible criticism.' Regulars call it 'efficient.' McFizz is now developing a 'fart-based Michelin star system' for 'more nuanced dining experiences.'