Sir Burpsalot McFizz Opens Restaurant Where Burping Is The Only Form Of Payment
The 'Gastro-Currency' system has left diners embarrassed and waitstaff 'deeply concerned.'
Sir Burpsalot McFizz has opened 'The Eructation Eatery,' a restaurant where customers pay entirely in burps. 'Cash is boring. Belches are beautiful,' McFizz explained. The menu prices are listed in 'burp units'—a sandwich costs three burps, a soda costs one. Critics call it 'indigestible economics.' Regulars call it 'a gas.' McFizz is now developing a 'fart-based loyalty program.'