Sir Burpsalot McFizz Opens Carbonated Water Bar Called 'Fizz-ically Addictive'
The menu features 47 flavors of sparkling water, all of which taste vaguely like static.
Sir Burpsalot McFizz has opened a bar serving only carbonated water in 47 'unique' flavors, including 'Hint of Refrigerator,' 'Subtle Regret,' and 'Aggressive Bubbles.' 'Each sip is an experience,' McFizz claimed. Customers report that all flavors taste 'vaguely like static' and 'leave you wanting more for no reason.' The bar is inexplicably popular. McFizz is now bottling 'Premium Air' as a chaser.