Sir Burpsalot McFizz Invents Hat That Catches Your Burps And Recycles Them As Air Freshener
'The Burp Bonnet' converts gas into 'spring meadow' scent. 'It's sustainable,' McFizz claimed.
Sir Burpsalot McFizz has invented 'The Burp Bonnet,' a hat that captures burps and transforms them into lavender-scented air freshener. 'Why waste a good belch?' McFizz asked. The hat also plays gentle harp music when activated. 'My office smells like a garden now,' one user said. 'Also, I look ridiculous.' McFizz is now developing a 'fart-powered fan' for 'aggressive ventilation.'