Sir Blinkerton McTwitch Wins Gold Medal In Staring Contest Against A Mirror
He called it a tie because 'the mirror never blinked either.'
Sir Blinkerton McTwitch has won a gold medal in a staring contest against his own reflection. 'It was intense,' McTwitch said. 'The mirror stared back with equal ferocity.' After 12 hours, McTwitch declared it a tie because 'technically, the mirror never blinked.' The judging committee awarded him the medal for 'determination and technical loophole exploitation.' McTwitch is now training for a rematch against a photograph of himself.