Singer Announces World Tour Powered Entirely By Fan Screams, Venue Installs Industrial Ear Protection
Pop superstar Diva Magnitudey has announced her 'Let It Out World Tour,' which will be powered entirely by the screaming of her fans. The tour, which will visit 47 stadiums across 6 continents, will feature revolutionary screaming-to-electricity technology that converts audience noise into power for the stage lights and pyrotechnics. The singer announced at the press conference that 'your screams are literally my energy source, so please scream until your throats fall off.' Venue managers have preemptively installed industrial-grade ear protection for staff and installed signs reading 'By attending this concert, you consent to permanent hearing damage and eternal devotion.' Early reviews from test audiences report 'blown out eardrums but also the most spiritual experience of their lives.' The tour has been approved by the WHO as 'a novel approach to hearing loss.'