Senior Living Community Introduces 'Millennial Wing' For 80-Year-Olds Who Miss The 90s

Sunny Pines Retirement Community has opened a revolutionary 'Millennial Wing' specifically designed for 80-year-olds who are still mentally living in the 1990s. The wing features lava lamps, butterfly clips, dial-up internet sounds playing on loop, and a fully functional Blockbuster video store (with no returns policy). Residents are encouraged to say 'OK Boomer' to anyone under 70 and to describe their favorite dial-up screech noises. The wing's activities include 'Talk About The Spice Girls,' 'Argue About Which NSYNC Member Was The Best,' and 'Complain About How Music Was Better In Your Day.' One resident, 82-year-old Dave Grunge, said, 'Finally, a place where I can be myself and complain about Generation Z without anyone telling me I'm too old.' The community has a waiting list of 5,000 people.