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Senator Sparkle McGlow installs Mood Disco Balls in Parliament

Debates now judged by lighting and beat drops.

Senator Sparkle McGlow passed the Glowvernment Act requiring party lights during sessions. 'Nothing says compromise like a mirror ball,' she twirled. Lawmakers are breaking into spontaneous dance battles.

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