Senator Filibuster McStall Spends 14 Hours Reading The Phone Book To Avoid Voting
He reached the 'W' section before colleagues physically removed him from the podium.
Senator Filibuster McStall delivered a marathon 14-hour speech consisting entirely of the local phone book to delay a vote on mandatory nap breaks. 'Smith, Steven. Smith, Susan. Smith, Thomas...' McStall droned as colleagues dozed off. He was finally dragged from the podium at 3 AM by security after reaching 'Zimmerman, Zachary.' McStall declared the filibuster 'a victory for procrastination everywhere.'