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Senator Filibuster McStall Spends 14 Hours Reading The Phone Book To Avoid Voting

Senator Filibuster McStall Spends 14 Hours Reading The Phone Book To Avoid Voting
He reached the 'W' section before colleagues physically removed him from the podium.

Senator Filibuster McStall delivered a marathon 14-hour speech consisting entirely of the local phone book to delay a vote on mandatory nap breaks. 'Smith, Steven. Smith, Susan. Smith, Thomas...' McStall droned as colleagues dozed off. He was finally dragged from the podium at 3 AM by security after reaching 'Zimmerman, Zachary.' McStall declared the filibuster 'a victory for procrastination everywhere.'

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