Senator Filibuster McBlab Spends 8 Hours Reading Grocery Receipts To Avoid Vote
He reached 'crunchy peanut butter' before colleagues begged him to stop.
Senator Filibuster McBlab delivered an 8-hour speech consisting entirely of his grocery receipts from the past decade. 'Item: bread. Item: milk. Item: something questionable from 2019...' McBlab droned. Colleagues begged him to stop after he reached 'mystery item: 47 cents.' The bill passed anyway, but McBlab considered it 'a victory for thoroughness.' He's now preparing his next filibuster: reading the dictionary backward.