Senator Filibuster McBlab Reads Terms And Conditions Of 47 Apps To Delay Lunch
Colleagues now know that 'by using this service, you agree to binding arbitration and also eternal disappointment.'
Senator Filibuster McBlab read the terms and conditions of 47 different apps aloud to delay a lunch break. 'Section 47, subsection C,' McBlab droned. 'You agree to share your firstborn child and also your Netflix password.' Colleagues wept openly. 'I just wanted a sandwich,' one whispered. The lunch break was ultimately canceled. McBlab considers it 'a victory for consumer awareness.'