Senator Filibuster McBlab Reads Own Shopping List To Delay Budget Vote
Colleagues now know he prefers 'chunky peanut butter' and 'generic cereal.'
Senator Filibuster McBlab read his personal shopping list aloud for 4 hours to delay a budget vote. 'Bread,' McBlab began. 'Milk. Eggs. A questionable amount of cheese.' Colleagues now know his dietary preferences intimately. 'I didn't need to know he buys store-brand anything,' one senator whispered. The budget passed anyway. McBlab considers his shopping list 'public record' now.