Senator Filibuster McBlab Reads Entire Phone Book Backwards To Delay Snack Vote
Colleagues now know that 'Zzyzx, Zylus' is the last entry and that they're very hungry.
Senator Filibuster McBlab read the entire phone book backwards to delay a vote on mandatory afternoon snacks. 'Zzyzx, Zylus,' McBlab began. 'Zzyzx, Zykar.' Colleagues dozed off around 'Wilson, Wendy.' The vote was ultimately postponed. 'I just wanted a cracker,' one senator whispered. McBlab considers it 'a victory for reverse alphabetization.' He's now preparing to read the dictionary backwards 'for symmetry.'