Senator Filibuster McBlab Reads Entire Dictionary To Delay Snack Break
Colleagues begged him to stop after he reached 'antidisestablishment' for the third time.
Senator Filibuster McBlab read the entire dictionary aloud to delay a scheduled snack break. 'Zebra,' McBlab concluded, 47 hours later. 'Now about those snacks.' The break was ultimately canceled. Colleagues are now 'hangry' and 'considering a coup.' McBlab considers the filibuster 'a victory for vocabulary.' He's now preparing to read the thesaurus 'for variety.'