Senator Bluster McWindbag Proposes Making 'With All Due Respect' Punishable By Respect School
Offenders must attend 'How To Actually Mean What You Say' workshops.
Senator Bluster McWindbag has proposed a law making 'with all due respect' a finable offense. 'It's never followed by respect,' McWindbag argued. 'It's followed by insults.' Offenders must attend a 4-hour seminar on 'sincere disagreement' and write 'I actually mean this' 100 times. McWindbag then said 'with all due respect, this bill will pass,' immediately enrolling himself in the first workshop.