Senator Bluster McWindbag Proposes Law Making It Illegal To Say 'Actually'
The bill exempts senators because they 'need it for technical corrections.'
Senator Bluster McWindbag has proposed a law making the word 'actually' illegal in casual conversation. 'Actually, people use it to sound smarter than they are,' McWindbag said, using the word himself. The bill exempts senators, professors, and anyone currently being corrected. Critics call it 'hypocritical' and 'actually quite silly.' McWindbag responded, 'Actually, your criticism is noted but ignored.' The bill is expected to pass because no one can agree on how to argue against it.