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Senator Bluster McWindbag Filibusters By Naming Every Pokemon In Existence, Takes 47 Hours

Senator Bluster McWindbag Filibusters By Naming Every Pokemon In Existence, Takes 47 Hours
He finished with 'Pikachu... I choose you... to adjourn this session.'

Senator Bluster McWindbag filibustered for 47 hours by naming every Pokemon. 'Bulbasaur,' McWindbag began. 'Ivysaur. Venusaur.' Colleagues begged him to stop around 'Jigglypuff.' He continued through 'Magikarp' and 'Gyarados,' finally ending with 'Pikachu. I choose you... to adjourn.' The bill was ultimately tabled. McWindbag is now preparing to name every 'My Little Pony' character 'in case of emergency.'

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