Senator Bluster McStall Filibusters By Naming Every Color In The Crayola Box
He reached 'macaroni and cheese' before colleagues physically removed him.
Senator Bluster McStall filibustered for 8 hours by naming every Crayola crayon color in order. 'Cerulean,' McStall began. 'Macaroni and cheese. Outer space.' Colleagues begged him to stop. 'Razzmatazz,' he continued. Security eventually dragged him from the podium. McStall considers it a 'colorful victory.' He's now preparing to name every shade in the Pantone Matching System. 'That'll take weeks,' he said cheerfully.