Senator Bluster McPuff Declares Silence 'Golden' Then Won't Stop Talking About It
His speech on the virtue of silence lasted 4 hours and 27 minutes.
Senator Bluster McPuff delivered a 4-hour speech declaring silence 'golden' and 'underrated.' 'We should all appreciate the beauty of quiet contemplation,' McPuff said loudly, before continuing for another 3 hours. Observers noted the irony. 'He's been talking about silence for longer than most movies,' one staffer whispered. McPuff concluded by recommending everyone 'think about being quiet' before immediately scheduling another press conference on the same topic.