Senator Bloviate McWindbag Proposes Making 'No Offense, But' A Criminal Offense
The phrase would be punishable by writing 'I am actually offending' 500 times.
Senator Bloviate McWindbag has proposed a law making the phrase 'no offense, but' a criminal offense. 'It's always followed by something offensive,' McWindbag explained. 'No offense, but you're wrong.' The bill would require offenders to write 'I am actually offending' 500 times. McWindbag then said 'no offense, but this bill will pass,' immediately violating his own proposed law.