Senator Bloviate McHotair Proposes Making 'Let Me Google That For You' A Federal Offense
The bill would punish 'performative helpfulness' with mandatory humility training.
Senator Bloviate McHotair has proposed a law making the phrase 'let me Google that for you' a federal offense. 'It's weaponized helpfulness,' McHotair argued. 'It says 'I'm smarter than you and also passive-aggressive.''' Offenders would face 'humility training' and be forced to ask three genuine questions. McHotair then Googled the bill's text on the Senate floor, immediately violating his own proposed law.