Senator Bloviate McHotair Proposes Making 'I Told You So' A Legal Defense
The bill would allow you to say it as often as you want with no consequences.
Senator Bloviate McHotair has proposed a law making 'I told you so' a legally protected statement, immune from consequences. 'Finally, the righteous will have their day,' McHotair announced. The bill would also require anyone proven wrong to provide a written apology and a small snack. Opponents call it 'vindictive legislation.' Supporters call it 'finally, justice.' McHotair ended his speech with, 'I told you this would pass,' before any votes were cast.