Senator Bloviate McHotair Proposes Making 'Actually' A Crime, Punishable By 'Actually Jail'
'Actually, this is long overdue,' McHotair said, immediately violating his own law.
Senator Bloviate McHotair has proposed a law making the word 'actually' a criminal offense. 'Actually, no one likes being corrected,' McHotair argued, using the word twice in one sentence. Offenders would face 'Actually Jail,' where guards correct their every statement. 'Actually, your sentence is 30 days,' a guard would say. 'Actually, it's 31.' McHotair's own staff has refused to comment, 'actually.'