Senator Blather McHotair Proposes Making 'With All Due Respect' Punishable By Respect Lessons
Offenders must attend a 4-hour seminar on 'how to actually mean what you say.'
Senator Blather McHotair has proposed a law requiring anyone who says 'with all due respect' to attend a 4-hour seminar on 'sincere communication.' 'No one who says it actually means respect,' McHotair argued. 'It's a warning shot.' The seminar covers 'alternative phrases' like 'I disagree' and 'you're wrong.' McHotair then said 'with all due respect, this bill will pass,' immediately earning himself a seat in his own seminar.