Senator Blather McHotair Proposes Making 'No Offense, But' A Crime Against Humanity
The Geneva Convention is reportedly 'considering adding it to the list.'
Senator Blather McHotair has proposed classifying the phrase 'no offense, but' as a crime against humanity. 'No good sentence follows those words,' McHotair argued. 'No offense, but you're wrong.' The International Criminal Court has declined to comment. Offenders would face 'mandatory kindness training' and be forced to say three genuine compliments. McHotair immediately violated his own law, sentencing himself to 'compliment boot camp.'