Senator Accidentally Votes Against Own Bill, Calls It 'Strategic Confusion,' Nobody Believes Him
'I meant to vote yes,' the senator said. 'But I pressed no.' The bill failed. He is now 'reflecting.'
Senator McOops accidentally voted against his own bill. 'I pressed the wrong button,' he said. 'It was a strategic move.' Nobody believed him. 'He's lying,' one colleague said. 'He's confused,' another said. The bill failed. 'I'm reflecting,' the senator said. He has since requested a 'button seminar.' 'I need to learn the buttons,' he said. The bill will be reintroduced. 'I'll press the right one this time,' he said.