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Scarlet Johannisberry Replaces Sentient Pizza Roll in Movie Sequel

The pizza roll demanded $50 million and a heated delivery bag.

Scarlet accepted $500,000 and free snacks. The pizza roll has since been cast in a indie film about 'being left in the oven too long.'

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