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Rubber Ducks Form International Crime Syndicate

The squeaky underworld has gone mainstream.

Authorities discovered a vast network of rubber ducks involved in bathtub smuggling operations. Their leader, Quackfather, remains at large. Bath time has never been more dangerous or entertaining.

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