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Roommate's 'Meditation' Is Just Napping With A Candle Lit, Fire Department Called Twice

Roommate's 'Meditation' Is Just Napping With A Candle Lit, Fire Department Called Twice
The candle now has a 'do not leave unattended' note. He still leaves it unattended.

Chad Zenbro has started 'meditating' daily, which involves falling asleep on the floor with a candle burning next to his head. 'The flame represents focus,' Chad explained from the floor. The fire department has been called twice. 'We found him snoring with the carpet slightly smoldering,' a firefighter reported. Chad now uses a battery-operated candle 'for safety reasons' but says 'the energy isn't the same.'

📅 5 days ago ⏱️ 62s read #Wellness#Roommates#Satire
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