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Roommate's 'I'll Pay You Back' Has Become A Part-Time Job For The Recipient

Roommate's 'I'll Pay You Back' Has Become A Part-Time Job For The Recipient
She now sends Venmo requests with subject lines like 'remember that thing from 6 months ago?'

Katie Chaser has been waiting for $47 from her roommate, Mark 'Next Week' McDelay, for 8 months. 'He says 'I'll get you' every time I see him,' Chaser said. The debt has become a running joke in their friend group, with bets on whether Mark will pay before the next presidential election. Mark recently offered to pay 'in exposure.' Katie is now charging interest. The debt is currently $63.47.

📅 4 days ago ⏱️ 62s read #Money#Roommates#Satire
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