Roommate's 'I'll Do The Dishes Tomorrow' Has Become A Philosophical Mantra, Dishes Now Sentient
The pile has formed its own government. They're negotiating trade agreements with the trash can.
Chad McProcrastinate has been saying 'I'll do the dishes tomorrow' for 47 days. The dishes have now evolved. 'They've formed alliances,' his roommate Jenna reported. The pile has been named 'The Council' and demands representation. Chad is now the 'dish ambassador.' He has negotiated a treaty: 'I'll do them next week.' The dishes have accepted. Jenna has moved out. The dishes remain.