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Roommate's 'I'll Clean The Dishes' Has Been Replaced By 'I'll Buy Paper Plates' After 47 Days

Roommate's 'I'll Clean The Dishes' Has Been Replaced By 'I'll Buy Paper Plates' After 47 Days
The environmental guilt is less than the dish guilt. Priorities.

Chad Dishavoider has announced a new solution to his 47-day dish standoff: paper plates. 'It's about efficiency,' Chad explained. His roommate, Jenna, has started a 'reusable plate stash' hidden in her room. Chad has now graduated to 'eating over the sink' to avoid any plate usage whatsoever. The paper plate pile is now 6 feet high. Jenna has started composting. Chad has started 'ordering delivery only.'

📅 2 days ago ⏱️ 64s read #Roommates#Cleaning#Drama
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