Roommate's 'I'll Be Home Soon' Has Become A Unit Of Time, Like 'Geological Era'
He said 'soon' 3 hours ago. His roommate has ordered dinner, eaten, and gone to bed. He's still 'on his way.'
Chad McSoon has been 'leaving work' for 4 hours. 'I'm on my way,' he texted. His roommate Jenna has since cooked, eaten, done dishes, and gone to bed. 'He's never been so 'on his way' in his life,' Jenna said. Chad arrived at midnight with takeout. 'Traffic,' he said. Jenna has started a 'Chad Time' conversion chart: 1 Chad Soon = 3-5 hours. She's now ordering without him.