Roommate Says 'I'll Do The Dishes Tomorrow' For 47th Consecutive Day
The science experiment growing in the sink has been named 'Gregory' and has its own Instagram.
Chad Procrastinelli's pile of dishes has achieved sentience. 'It's a living ecosystem now,' his roommate Jenna reported. The mold colony has been documented daily on the account @GregoryTheGrowth, which has 47,000 followers. Chad claims he's 'waiting for the right motivation.' Jenna has started eating exclusively from paper plates. Gregory has been offered a sponsorship from a probiotic brand.