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Researchers Develop AI That Can Predict When You'll Get Sick By Analyzing Your Calendar

Researchers Develop AI That Can Predict When You'll Get Sick By Analyzing Your Calendar
The AI correctly predicted illness 94% of the time by noting that 'meetings with this person always cause colds.'

Scientists have developed an AI system that can predict when you'll get sick by analyzing your calendar and identifying patterns like 'any day with more than 3 meetings = guaranteed illness.' The AI, named CalendarSick, works by cross-referencing your schedule with your health data and identifying correlations between specific people, places, and stress levels. The AI's most accurate prediction came from noting that 'whenever you have a meeting with that guy from accounting, you get sick within 48 hours, so maybe don't do that.' The system has a 94% accuracy rate and has started recommending 'sick days you didn't know you needed' to users proactively. One user said, 'The AI told me I was going to get sick on Thursday before I even had symptoms. I called in sick, and it was right. I now trust an algorithm more than my own body's warnings.'

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