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Remotey McHidey Convicted of Crimes Against Couch Dwellers

Sentenced to permanent junk drawer exile.

Remotey McHidey was found guilty of disappearing during finales. 'I was framed by the cushions!' it cried. Voice controls are now mandatory.

📅 8 days ago ⏱️ 58s read #Remote#Couch#Court

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