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Remote Controls Form Support Group for Lost Members

Remote Controls Form Support Group for Lost Members
Weekly meetings held under the couch.

The Forgotten Remote Alliance meets every Tuesday to share stories of abandonment. 'We just want to be found,' said one dusty universal remote. Human owners are encouraged to attend family therapy sessions with their missing devices.

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