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Remote Controls Form Support Group for Abandoned Members

Remote Controls Form Support Group for Abandoned Members
Weekly meetings held under various pieces of furniture.

The Forgotten Remote Alliance meets every Tuesday to share stories of being lost between couch cushions. 'We just want to be found and loved,' said one dusty universal remote. Human owners are encouraged to attend family therapy.

📅 18 hrs ago ⏱️ 63s read #Remotes#Support Group#Humor
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