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Rain Boots Launch Campaign Against Puddles

Rain Boots Launch Campaign Against Puddles
They demand better urban planning and fewer opportunities to shine.

The Waterproof Footwear Alliance is fighting for drier streets. 'We're tired of being necessary,' said their spokesperson. City planners are considering 'puddle reduction initiatives' while boot manufacturers panic about decreased demand.

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