Professor Wobblepants Discovers That Water Is Wet, Publishes 200-Page Study
The study cost $2 million in research grants to confirm what everyone already knew.
Professor Percival Wobblepants of the University of Obvious Findings has published a groundbreaking 200-page study confirming that water is, in fact, wet. The study, funded by a $2 million grant, involved 47 experiments, 12 research assistants, and one very damp laboratory. 'The results were surprising,' Wobblepants admitted. When asked if the research was necessary, he replied, 'Science is never unnecessary. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a grant proposal on whether the sky is blue.'