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Professor Wobble McWobble Proves That 'I'll Do It Tomorrow' Is Actually A Parallel Universe

Professor Wobble McWobble Proves That 'I'll Do It Tomorrow' Is Actually A Parallel Universe
In another dimension, your chores are already done. 'Unfortunately, we can't access that dimension,' McWobble said.

Professor Wobble McWobble has discovered that 'I'll do it tomorrow' opens a portal to a parallel universe where your tasks are already completed. 'Your alternate self is very productive,' McWobble explained. 'But you can't trade places.' The study found that procrastinators are 'interdimensionally envious.' McWobble recommends 'just doing things' or 'accepting that other you is having a better day.'

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