Professor Wobble McWobble Finally Proves That 'Because I Said So' Is A Valid Scientific Theory
The paper has been accepted by the Journal of Parental Logic and Questionable Authority.
Professor Wobble McWobble has published a paper proving that 'because I said so' is a 'legitimate epistemological framework.' 'It's the foundation of parental authority,' McWobble argued. 'And also middle management.' The study has been celebrated by parents and mildly irritated teenagers everywhere. McWobble's next research will explore the physics of 'don't make me turn this car around.'