Professor Wobble McTrifle Proves That 'Five More Minutes' Is Actually A Lie We Tell Ourselves
The study found that 'five more minutes' really means 'I'm not getting up ever.'
Professor Wobble McTrifle has published a study proving that 'five more minutes' is a 'self-deceptive construct.' 'No one has ever gotten up after five minutes,' McTrifle explained. 'Five becomes 15, which becomes 47, which becomes next Tuesday.' The study recommends simply admitting 'I am one with the bed now.' McTrifle conducted the research from his own mattress, where he remains.