Professor Wobble McTrifle Discovers That 'I'm Fine' Actually Means 'I'm Not Fine At All'
The study found that 'fine' is the most deceptive word in the English language.
Professor Wobble McTrifle has published a study proving that 'I'm fine' is 'an emotional smoke screen.' 'No one who says they're fine is actually fine,' McTrifle explained. 'They're either upset, hungry, or both.' The study recommends responding to 'I'm fine' with 'how hungry are you?' McTrifle's next research will decode the phrase 'it's nothing'—which apparently means 'it's definitely something.'