Professor Wobble McTrifle Discovers That 'I'll Call You Back' Means 'I Will Never Call You Back'
The study found a 99.7% correlation with 'let's get coffee sometime.'
Professor Wobble McTrifle has decoded the true meaning of 'I'll call you back.' 'It's a polite fiction,' McTrifle explained. 'It translates to 'I will disappear into the void.''' The study also decoded 'let's get coffee' as 'let's never speak again' and 'we should hang out' as 'I am fleeing the country.' McTrifle's research was conducted via text message, which he read but 'didn't have time to respond to.'