Professor Wobble McTheory Proves That Lost Remote Is Always In The Last Place You Look
'Because you stop looking after you find it,' McTheory explained. 'That's the secret.'
Professor Wobble McTheory has published a study confirming that the lost remote control is always in the last place you look. 'It's not magic,' McTheory explained. 'You stop searching once you find it.' The study cost $2 million to confirm something everyone already knew. McTheory is now researching whether 'it's always in the last place you look' applies to car keys, wallets, and your will to live.