Professor Wobble McTheory Proves That 'I'm Listening' Actually Means 'I'm Thinking About What To Eat'
The study found a 92% correlation with 'what's in the fridge?'
Professor Wobble McTheory has decoded the phrase 'I'm listening.' 'It's a lie,' McTheory explained. 'You're planning lunch.' The study tracked brain activity and found that 'listening' brains were actually 'sandwich-visualizing.' McTheory recommends assuming no one is listening and repeating yourself 'at least three times.' He conducted the research while eating a sandwich, which he claims was 'coincidental.'