Professor Wobble McTheory Proves That 'Five More Minutes' Is Actually 47 Minutes
The study found that time bends when blankets are involved.
Professor Wobble McTheory has published a groundbreaking study proving that 'five more minutes' in bed actually means 47 minutes. 'Time becomes relative when covered by a duvet,' McTheory explained. 'It's a phenomenon we call 'snooze relativity.' The study also found that 'one more episode' equals three and that 'I'll be there soon' is measured in geological time. The research has been hailed by procrastinators worldwide as 'finally, science agrees with us.'