Professor Wobble McStumble Proves That 'One More Scoop' Of Ice Cream Creates A Black Hole
'The bowl collapsed into itself,' McStumble explained. 'The sprinkles never stood a chance.'
Professor Wobble McStumble has discovered that adding 'one more scoop' of ice cream creates a gravitational singularity. 'I thought I could handle it,' McStumble said, staring at an empty bowl. 'The ice cream won.' The study found that the seventh scoop is always the 'point of no return.' McStumble's research assistant was lost to a 'mint chocolate chip anomaly.' He's now investigating whether 'one more slice' of pizza causes temporal displacement.